If only I had Fangs
  • anyone who acts like there's some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying

  • i made this post specifically about a friend of mine, so let me say this: if you want to be a girl, but feel like you can't because you would never be comfortable in The Club of Womanhood, don't worry! feeling like an alienated little weirdo who will never Get what other girls seem to pick up naturally is in fact an extremely Girl experience

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    okay Jaques 😭😭 why is this so funny

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    it’s tragic because i didn’t include Orlando’s response, it’s even funnier. get him Orlando. you tell him.

  • if you ever want to talk to someone. talk to them!!! if you ever want to be friends with someone. talk to them!!!! if you ever face any issues and need help. ask for help!!!! if you are uncomfortable in a situation. express yourself!!! if you like someone. tell them!!! life is not going to take you anywhere if you do not act. cliche and all but life is actually too short to think too much about your normal actions. sometimes, you just need to communicate.

  • So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

    The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

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    So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

    And he's Immediately like

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    The professional disgust, I'm living

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  • ... yeah, that tracks. I know so many crafting professionals who would be like that.

  • 'Professional expresses strong well-founded opinions on something he only just learned about,' gotta be one of my favorite genres

  • you can't oppression olympics your way out of how your trauma affected you.

  • "other people had it worse" bitch! I don't care! just from looking at you it's plain and obvious that you've had a time of it! a person can drown in six inches of water, it doesn't matter if someone else is drowning in ten feet! you're both still fucking drowning! show yourself a little bit of compassion before I come over there and do it for you. this is a threat

  • being a writer could be my whole personality actually. look at all those words out there in the wild. and I know how to spell some of them

  • There is a lot of pressure placed on children who are born into poverty to “work hard” and “escape poverty” as if their parents aren’t already working hard and poverty isn’t literally systematic because under capitalism there will always be people at the bottom

  • &. zinnia theme by seyche